1. piscesinpurple:

    My first name is Maria. And I’d be honored to join your club, except the truth is I’m too lazy to be a chronic masturbator. I can’t be bothered.

    We often can’t be bothered most of the time either. It just sounds better :)

    Welcome to the club!

    2 years ago  /  36 notes  /  Source: socialismandrum

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      I just keep putting it off, and never get around...it. That’s right,
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      We often can’t...bothered most of...time either. It just...
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