1. I’m gonna start a “Talk Like Matthew McConaughey Day”

    nashvilleneedsmoremetaphors:

    thewayoftheworld:

    barelysarcasm:

    (via mikeypizzle)

    I’ll be a part of this.

    WHERE: At the beach
    DOING WHAT: holding a solo cup of beer, surfboard under the arm.
    WEARING: shirt off, cargo shorts.

    I’m in.  I’ve got my airstream hooked up and road ready. I’ll BBQ some pork. But will I be expected to bench press a picnic table or play the bongos naked? I’m not sure I’m up for that. Maybe after a few spliffs. We’ll see. I’m bringing Woody Harrelson with me so the grass will be top shelf. Dude.

    Hate to break it to everyone, but I would win this contest hands down.
    Why? Do you have a special McConaughey super power?

    3 years ago  /  23 notes  /  Source: mikeypizzle

    1. naturalblondesrule reblogged this from nashvilleneedsmoremetaphors and added:
      Why? Do you have a special McConaughey super power?
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    3. barelysarcasm reblogged this from mikeypizzle and added:
      At the beach DOING WHAT: holding a solo cup of beer, surfboard under the arm. WEARING: shirt off, cargo shorts.
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